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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 1:30:18 GMT -5
Erkz eyes twitched...
"What were you, before you became a succubus?" Erkz asked.
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 1:34:43 GMT -5
"Uhm......An Arrancar....Half-hollow with Shinigami powers.." She replied.
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 1:37:17 GMT -5
"Oh... That's why you're so strong... Right, I'll make you a deal..." Erkz said. "Help me achieve Bankai. and I'll reward you."
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 1:38:19 GMT -5
"....Alright, I will." She replied, nodding, as she took her Zanpakuto in her left hand.
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 1:47:52 GMT -5
"Draw! Enpitsumaru!" Erkz yelled, pointing the triangular sword at Raven.
"You idiot..." said a voice from behind him. "No one can help you achieve Bankai... Only you can."
Erkz turned and saw a tall, skeletally thin man in a white cloak with blue patterns on it. The man pushed his shades up along his nose bridge before continuing.
"When was the last time you heard my voice, Erkz? Do you even remember who I am?" the man admonished, his spiky black hair blowing in the wind.
"Yes... I remember you..." Erkz muttered. "I remember you, Enpitsumaru..."
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 1:49:23 GMT -5
"So this is the Personification of your Sword..The Enpitsumaru..." Raven said with interest, staring at the two with a hint of interest seen in her eyes.
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 2:00:18 GMT -5
"A Succubus?" Enpitsumaru asked. "Kuh, and she's achieved Bankai... Alright Erkz, I'll give you a chance to achieve bankai as well..."
"You will?" Erkz asked, eyes wide.
"Yes, for every soul slayer, the method is different. To achieve Bankai with me, you have to answer a riddle successfully. Each time you answer wring, I physically hurt you. If you answer correctly, you achieve Bankai. Are you agreed?"
"Yes, ask away!" Erkz replied exitedly.
"In the beginning, I walk on four legs. In the middle, I walk on two. Close to the end I walk on three, and past the end, I don't walk at all. What am I?"
Erkz frowned as he began to think.
"Also, every 10 seconds, I'm going to attack you."
"What?"
"That's an incorrect answer!" Enpitsumaru said, slashing Erkz with a 60 foot lance, knocking him into Raven.
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 2:02:30 GMT -5
"Master!" Raven called out, catching Erkz in her arms as he was thrown into her, unfortunatly, he landed face first in her breasts, the woman pulling him up, and saying, "You can Do it, Just concentrate!"
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 2:17:41 GMT -5
His face beet red, Erkz got up again.
"9, 10! Now's not the time to let your mind stray! Black Moon Fang!" Enpitsumaru yelled, sending a black sonicboom at them.
"Damn it! How am I supposed to figure out the riddle like this? This is insane!" Erkz yelled, grabbing Raven and dodging. "I barely have time-
"Wrong answer!" Enpitsumaru yelled. "Howl, Zabimaru!"
Erkz began running from the whiplike sword, carrying Raven with him.
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 2:19:47 GMT -5
Raven was confused as Erkz carried her, dodging Epitsumaru's attacks. ".....Uhm...." She began to ponder about this riddle, knowing she had heard it somewhere before.
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 2:24:25 GMT -5
"Oh, man, this is seriously fucked up." Erkz said, stopping to catch his breath.
The attacks stopped.
"Huh?"
"Correct answer." Enpitsumaru smiled. "The answer was 'man'. You have achieved bankai."
"But, that was luck..."
"Luck is one of the factors that affects a battle. The others are just as important."
Enpitsumaru faded away, and Erkz was left holding a metallic pencil-shaped shortsword.
"Use it well..."
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 2:26:19 GMT -5
"...It looks like a Pencil..." Raven said, staring at it, poking it with her left hand. "...What can it Do? I wonder.."
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 2:30:47 GMT -5
"I feel light..." Erkz said. "Maybe-wait, not going to start guessing again... Enpitsumaru, what do you do in this form?"
"Anything that your heart desires..." said the sword, unvocally.
"Right... So... Icy cold pepsi!" Erkz said, pointing the sword up in the air.
Erkz was knocked unconcious by the pepsi which fell on his head.
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Post by The Demonic Overlord. on Sept 7, 2006 2:32:29 GMT -5
, Was Raven's expression when she saw this, catching the soda as it bounced off of Erkz's head, knocking the man unconscious. "........That was kind of...fucked up..." She said, looking at her unconscious master, and sitting down next to him, waiting for him to wake up.
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Post by Zero Endgame on Sept 7, 2006 2:34:40 GMT -5
3 hours later...
"Ow..." Erkz said, rubbing his head. "What hit me?"
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